That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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