And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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