New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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