Having a random hookup so left but love u
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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