Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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