I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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