no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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