Christians are straight up FREAKS
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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