I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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