I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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