He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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