I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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