But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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