he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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