you guys were way drunker than both of me
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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