We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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