I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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