Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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