Dual....:-)
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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