Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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