It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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