I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
After tacos, we're chasing women.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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