I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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