I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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