i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize