So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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