Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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