Where did you get a picture of my penis
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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