This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
nutella sex= disaster
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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