am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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