At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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