Where is the hickey?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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