spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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