i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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