Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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