yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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