omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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