Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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