Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
did i walk over a car last night?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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