Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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