How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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