My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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