I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Randomize
