go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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