So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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