So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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