nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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