just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
