too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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