there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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