I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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