doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
