Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Alive.
So much puke
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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