I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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