i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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