I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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